Tinder Carpet Puns

With 43 billion matches to date tinder is the world s most popular dating app making it the place to meet new people.

Tinder carpet puns. Wading into the deep and dark waters of tinder takes courage and strength but if you can survive the treacherous journey into the kingdom of matches a treasure trove of the most brilliant pun pick up lines known to humankind awaits you there. A tinder user created a profile for a carpet called clive listing his likes as vacuuming and shampooing and his dislikes as red wine and dirty shoes let the punning. This week s puns and one liners are on the theme of carpet jokes so they should cover quite a lot as normal they come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality a friend of mine is a carpet fitter. Clive is just your average joe looking.

Here s how a couple of witty tinder users opened sarah and mechelle. 30 tinder pick up puns that are so bad you can t help but laugh by mandy kennedy. If you put your ear against it and listened closely you could smell the sea. This girl i met on tinder had a tattoo of a seashell on her innerthigh.

Police think it was the work of rug addicts. While puns might not be everyone s cup of tea they ll certainly make you more memorable than most. My tinder bio says that i have a corner office with views of the entire city drive a 500 000 vehicle and that i m paid to travel. On tuesday an imgur user uploaded a series of screenshots documenting the pun derful exchange between clive the carpet and the tinder match of his dreams.

A tinder conversation held entirely through carpet based puns you may laugh you may groan but most of all you ll admire the dedication to carpet based punnery this couple has during their conversation on tinder. If you have any experience at all with the massively. Using someone s name is a doorway into their world here s another name joke to grab her attention. It s tough to stand out in the deep sea of tinder users.

Got home and someone has stolen all the bits of carpets and the mats.